Anonymous said: Imagine Bucky meeting Rocket Racoon and the rest of the Guardians.
rocket is enthusiastically recounting the story of that time he “singlehandedly” busted peter, gamora, and draxx out of a “high-security prison” when he gets to the part about how peter actually believed he needed that guy’s prosthetic leg, when really, he just wanted to see him hopping around without it -
“excuse me?” clint pulls out one of his hearing aids and shakes it. “is my hearing aid malfunctioning, or did i really just hear actual fart noises coming out of your mouth?”
steve is on his feet and furious; to contrast him, bucky has one foot propped up on his other knee, the picture of casual except that his metal hand is clenching and unclenching into a fist, whirring audibly. natasha pops her bubblegum threateningly.
“i am groot,” groot says, nudging rocket, and rocket mutters, “shut up.”
“i’m no expert, but i’m pretty sure he means that making fun of disabled people isn’t fucking funny,” remarks bucky serenely.
rocket mumbles something inaudible.
“i’m sorry, what was that?” clint asks, rolling his hearing aid between his fingers. “you’re gonna have to say it louder.”
rocket rolls his eyes and then blurts out, “i’m sorry, okay!”
“great,” clint says. “now keep telling me how you’re never gonna do that again, and also how the hell you got out of a high security prison using only a battery and a guard’s id. i need to know.”